![]() The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me. The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work. Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm. The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally. Yup! The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. The Postal Guy : Buttsauce! The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist! The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first. It's a small price to pay when you have the option of playing such a wonderful masterpiece. The possibilities are endless with Postal 2, making it a joy to play if you feel like having your soul ripped out of your body and pulled into the computer screen. Players have the ability to commit suicide in crowded areas, as well. You even have the option of training an attack dog of your own. In addition, the game endorses cruelty to animals, allowing you to blow dogs to pieces and mutilate cats. ![]() The overly-hesitant police are powerless against you and your arsenal. During your various quests, you can do a variety of things, such as peeing on people, blowing the heads off of pedestrians, putting cats on the tips of shotguns and firing, shocking individuals (Causing them to piss themselves uncontrollably.), and generally create a state of emergency. The basic premise is that you, Postal Dude, must complete a series of tasks while opting to be non-violent or exceptionally aggressive.
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